clannyfenton:

in my english class we have to fill in this chart and say how many hours we’ve been on the computer or watching tv and say what we’re doing and why and my friend looked at me and said “you should probably lie a little.”

(via quackdown)

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

(via johtoleague)

sooooo many guys are into fat girls and don’t date them because their friends will laugh it’s hilarious but very bad

chubbinafatazrelli:

curvellas:

keep in mind many men don’t really like women, they like the high regard afforded them by other men when seen with a certain kind of woman. they like the confirmations of their masculinity and sexual prowess when engaging physically with a woman, and they like the ego boost of being attractive to many women. but they do. not. like. women.

yessssssssssssssss

(via oreocookieelitist)

mxdgrl:

I’M SICK OF BEING TOLD “you’re not chubby you’re hot!” AS IF YOU HAVE TO BE EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER
IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE FOR A CHUBBY PERSON TO BE HOT
THERE ARE BILLIONS OF HOT CHUBBY PEOPLE OUT THERE THEIR WEIGHT DOES NOT DICTATE THEIR HOTNESS

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa