pajamaben:

"Billy where is your homework?"

"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”

(via hachje)

im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

wxng:

asian:

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Baby: n-n-n
Parent: oh it's his first words!
Baby: n-n
Baby: not all men
Parent: put it back

sparrowsandcats:

 also could the world quit telling bisexual people that theyre pansexual okay if a person identifies as bisexual theyre fuckin bisexual, if a person identifies as pansexual then theyre fuckin pansexual youre not the fuckin orientation police 

(via grapefnata)